A higher degree of sophistication

A higher degree of sophistication

A higher degree of sophistication

A higher degree of sophistication

People tell me I’m nowhere

‘Cuz I don’t hustle the lovelies

And I always play fair

They say I don’t fight

‘Cuz I don’t take no sides

But they don’t realize

That deep inside their lives

A higher degree

A higher degree of sophistication

Inside is nowhere

So I forget about my heart

As for the soul

That’s where all the trouble starts

Where its at

That I just can’t wait

To eat some corn beef hash

On a paper plate

A higher degree of sophistication

A higher degree of sophistication

A higher degree of sophistication

A higher degree of sophistication

I like a big fat woman meat shakin’ on her bones

Each time she shakes it a good man leaves his home

I had a big fat woman But now I’m all alone

I need a big fat woman

I need a whole lot of woman

I need a big fat woman

To love me all night long

That’s what I want

That’s what I need

I had a itty bitty woman

So sweet and so true

But she couldn’t love me

Like my big fat woman do

Squeeze me baby

‘Til i get little as an ant

C’mon squeeze me baby

’Til I bite like a cat

(Meow)

I said squeeze me

Freak me

Rock me, baby

Ooooooh

That’s what I want

That’s what I need

All night long

I’ve been thinkin’ I’ve been wonderin’

I’ve been tossin’ and turnin’ too

Up all night just reminiscin’

‘Bout the things we used to do

Where I’ve been

Where I’m goin’

Right now I’m just standin’ still

Between the love that left my crying

And this long and lonesome rode

Was a time

When we had somethin’

Was a time

When you were mine

Girl, I know that it’s all over

But I just keep on holdin’ on

Hopin’ 

somehow

Someday, somewhere

Wishing you might change your mind

I know you’ll never find another

Like the one you’ve left behind

I’ve been thinkin’

Wonderin’

Tossin’

Turnin

Well they call me the junker‘

Cuz I’m loaded all the time

But I just feel happy

Yeah, I feel good all the time

Some people they say I use a needle

Others say I sniff cocaine

But just one hit off of reefer

Is all this Polish boy really needs

That’s why I say good-bye, good-bye to whiskey

And so long to gin

You know I just want that reefer

I just want to feel high again

Some people crave for chicken

Others crave for a porter house steak

But me, when I get loaded

All I want is my ice-cream and cake

That’s why I say good-bye, good-bye to whiskey

And so long to gin

You know I just want that reefer

I just want to feel high again

I dreamed a dream

I was chewin’ 

on your bubblegum

But when I

When I asked her this morning

You said you wouldn’t give me none

You told me

The candy shop’s closed boy

You better come back round‘

Bout half past eight

So I came back round seven

Another man was eatin’ 

my chocolate cake

One of these days baby

You’ll be lookin’ 

for your candyman

There’s gonna be a line around the block

Women waitin’ 

to sit on the candy stand

If I did all of the things that you told me to

If I said all the things that you told me to

Don’t lie to me and say that it would be alright‘

Cuz I know that you just ain’t that kind of girl

No, I just said you just one of those people

That can’t be satisfied

But I’m just one of those people

That’s a fool enough to try

You just one of those people

That’s always changing your mind

Look I’ll, someday

I might change mine

Today, you say, hey baby

You say, I like it like this

Next day, you say, hey baby

You know I want it like that

Well I sometimes wonder why

I even bother to try‘

Cuz I know

That you’re just that kind of girl

You just one of those people

That can’t be satisfied

But I’m just one of those people

That’s a fool enough to try

But you just one of those people

That’s always changing your mind

Look I’ll, someday

I might change mine

If you don’t want me

You don’t have to shout

If you don’t want me no more

You can just kick me out

‘Cuz I know a place just down the way

And it feels just like home

With lovin’ 

arms awaiting me

When I come knockin’ 

on her door

I’m moving back with my grandma

And it’s alright

I’m moving back with my grandma

‘Cuz she’s alright

Grandma she’s cool

She lets me do what I wanna do

Grandma don’t hear so well

So I can play my funky music too

Grandma she’s so old and wise

She knows that I can’t change

So I just lay around the house all day

I know she’ll love my anyway

I’m moving back with my grandma

And it’s alright

I’m moving back with my grandma

‘Cuz she’s alright

Grandma she’s cool

She lets me do what I wanna do

Grandma don’t hear so well

So I can play my funky music too

Grandma she’s so old and wise

She knows that I can’t change

So I just lay around the house all day

I know she’ll love my anyway

I wanna go home

Back where I belong

I’m goin’ back

Back to the chicken shack

I wanna go home

Back where I belong

I’m goin’ back

Back to the chicken shack

I wanna go home

Back where I belong

I’m goin’ back

Back to the chicken shack

Every time I turn my radio on

I hear this cute little song strutting right along

Giving out instructions how lovers should get it on

I must admit it’s a cute little song

But don’t the instructions lead you on

It says you oughta stand up in it

But if you really wanna know

The best way to get it is let her

Sit down on it

Ride it like a pony

Boy let up on it

Just as long as she wants it

Now my baby likes a pony ride

So I let her ride ’til she’s satisfied

Standing up in it might be cool

But you don’t wanna run out of juice til she gets through

So when she sits down on it

You play it cool

let her have her way till she gets through

Sit down on it

Ride it like a pony

Boy let up on it

Just as long as she wants it

Now my baby likes a pony ride

So I let her ride ’til she’s satisfied

Standing up in it might be cool

But you don’t wanna run out of juice til she gets through

So when she sits down on it

You play it cool

let her have her way till she gets through